be good, get good or give up. - house m.d.

"Every woman should have four pets in her life: A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything." - Paris Hilton

"life doesn't give you the people you want, it gives you the people you need. to help you, to hurt you, to love you, to leave you; to make you into the person you were meant to be."

all you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you. - paris hilton

there comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will, so don't worry about people from your past, theres a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

chicks before dicks :)

live fast, die pretty.

i look like a moviestar, i play like an allstar, i fuck like a pornstar, i live like a rockstar, baby im a superstar.

better than your ex, gunna be better than your next

lifes too short to blend in - paris hilton

lifes a bitch, if it were a slut it'd be easy.

trust no man, fear no bitch.

the only people you need in life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.

the best things in life are free, the second best are expensive - coco chanel

i'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. i make mistakes, i am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. - marilyn monroe

arms are for hugging, boys are for kissing, sluts are for dissing, and best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you really need is a hug. :)

honey if you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

happiness belongs to the one who unwraps it.

don't worry about love, because in farytales - they don't fall in love until the very last page.

show no love, feel no pain.

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